As we all know, today is Halloween. What r u going 2 b tonite? I was going to be ½ of Justice but then I saw this picture and realized that no1 would give such unsightly characters ne candie. I just want lots of candy tonite. And the only way 2 do achieve such a goal is to have a relevant, topical and timely costume. My friends have given me an array of suggestions ranging from Falcon to one of Lady GaGa’s zany get ups. I don’t know though, all seem kinda dated. Maybe I’ll shave my asymmetrical haircut and go barefooted in a tube top (Britney Spears circa her mental breakdown) or maybe I’ll dress up as Oprah, Star Jones, Queen Monique or some other ‘curvy’ strong black woman. I don’t know, so much to think of, s0 little time.
This got me thinking, what candy should I hand out tonight? What is the most hipster candy?
//JUS WANNA BE THE MOST MEMORABLE/MEANINGFUL HOUSE ON THE BLOCK//
M&M’s r totes 4 ravers
Defs dont want 'dark chocolate'
Lollipops r for lil kids and gheymales
This confection is for lesbeyons
This looks kute, it wud rlly show my advanced talents in the arts (dropped out of pratt, yall), but I dnt want 2 b labeled as a ‘rice king or queen’
Bby Roof is 4 msntrm sports bros
100 grand is 4 'fkin sellouts'
Mentos r 4 mexialts
Candie corn is 4 hicks
Could the altest candie b pixie stix??
What do U think is the most hipster candy?
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