Wednesday, October 7, 2009

I AM GOING TO CRY FOR THE BAND AS WE KNOW IT IS DEAD!



When I see pictures consisting of alt/moderately alt groups of people playing the alt game RockHero I began to feel sad. Why are these alts wasting their time with such a wacky game? From this pic it is clear that they collectively possess a great amount of creative talent. (1 of them is a altlez, she’z had to spend at least half her life sobbing softly into her pillow, ADVERSITY=ART YALL) I don’t know much about bands, as I am only a blogger, but from what I can tell there is always a fashionable member, a shy member, a ‘bad ass’, and a passive aggressive member who eventually causes +/-1.4 deaths within the band. From the looks of this zany picture, all molds are present. Why waste time with such a pointless game? Why not learn a real instrument.



Is the modern band as we know it a dying slice of the alt world?
Will tweens/teens/and alts make music by pressing lil buttons on a bogus guitar?
Will tweens now attempt to learn ultra-fast button combos instead of learning how to place their lil fingers on the frets of a lezzy paul?
Is the modern band going to die? Will this lead to fewer drug and/or alcohol addictions?



2K10: The Year where real instruments r onlie used as props for sum fggt’s photo shoot.

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