Miami Horror is a band that seems to be an ambitious project by some Aussie. The songs consist of all the elements that I find enjoyable in music. Here is a list of things that I favor:
-Heavy Synth use
-Emotive/Ghey vocals
-Strong 80s gimmick
-Harmony/Melody/Hooks
-Outdated Music Video gimmick
-Tip off too Prince
Here is their lead single, it seems as if the chords for When Dove's Cry were reversed in the execution of this song. What do you think?
Miami Horror - Don't Be On With Her
Here is a song built from a single guitar sample. Say what you will about samples but this song is pretty epic.
Miami Horror - Summerfest '86
And finally, my favorite song at the moment remixed by Fred Falke. Get into this.
Miami Horror - Make You Mine (Fred Falke Remix)
Monday, August 24, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
WHEN PARTIES THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN, HAPPEN
I am sure that there are plenty of parties worthy of attendance in every major metropolitan area. There are parties where your dreams are realized and anything seems possible. “Will I get laid?” “Will I get drunk?” “Will I come out as ghey to my friends and go home with the local slut?” “Will I convert from ghey to str8 and go to a hot ass tricks house?” “Will I accidentally venture across the bridge into what is known as a ‘warzone’ due to the fact that I took too much e and or did too much blow, resulting in a lapse of judgment which causes me to wake up in a mattress warehouse by day that houses an illegal Vietnamese fight club ring at night?” These are all plausible outcomes when pregaming it at a friend’s place before a night of perspective parties. I feel that most everyone wants to feel accomplished when partying, and sex is what constitutes a successful night of partying. If one share his or her bed with another boy or girl and engages in intercourse then the night is momentous. Does anyone really go to a club to listen to the music? Does anyone REALLY like minimal techno? I don’t know the answers to these questions, I am just a boy. But what I do know is that I’d take my pick amongst any of the said outcomes over what I am about to expose to you. I’d rather throw up while in a sexual act with the boy of my dreams (my sexuality is still an experiment) than end up at a club filled with unfuckable old ppl. I don’t know the name of this club, I don’t want to know, and I think it has to do with clubbing a heifer or something similar, but when attending something of this nature, it is important that you gather the will power to leave while the night is still young, thus ensuring that you may come across some young foxes to get ‘jiggy’ with.
HERE ARE SOME SIGNS OF A HEIFER CLUB:
Some sort of ominous oversized ovary lumes over the entire club, ready to hatch the next heifer, thus keeping what should be a quiet, short lived party alive for longer than it should be.
MC that may or may not have a day job as computer programmer.
Girls who get off on fucking a Perez Hilton look-a-like.
Girls who look like guys (and not in the kute Japanese way)
Girls who look through their daughters Urban Outfitters catalogue and try to relive their younger years.
I think this guy invented that egg thing, if you see him at a party, beware…
Not gonna say anything about this pic…I think I may be scared of those guys.
DEFS a bad party when this guy arrives, I’ve seen him around my local scene, he always tries to get chicks that are ‘way hotter’ hotter than him, and always fails. I guess it’s commendable that he never gives up.
When Eugene Levy clone is the only one dancing, avoid the designated dancing area.
When the old ppl take over the VIP area, don’t bother with it, make a VVIP area and don’t let them in.
Parties bad when this guy actually succeeds.
This dbag looks like he got rlly psyched for this event, popped 4 molly’s drank a couple red bulls+bud lights and was ready to dance.
2 bad he got 2 sweaty and had to back off, I heard he passed out around 11:30 and slept for the rest of the party.
It is important to pick your parties wisely as this is the most basic element when determining weather or not you will be getting laid. If you chose a party filled with undesirables you will most likely be going to sleep with the aid of autoerotic pleasure. Chose wisely and your life can be that much better.
HERE ARE SOME SIGNS OF A HEIFER CLUB:
Some sort of ominous oversized ovary lumes over the entire club, ready to hatch the next heifer, thus keeping what should be a quiet, short lived party alive for longer than it should be.
MC that may or may not have a day job as computer programmer.
Girls who get off on fucking a Perez Hilton look-a-like.
Girls who look like guys (and not in the kute Japanese way)
Girls who look through their daughters Urban Outfitters catalogue and try to relive their younger years.
I think this guy invented that egg thing, if you see him at a party, beware…
Not gonna say anything about this pic…I think I may be scared of those guys.
DEFS a bad party when this guy arrives, I’ve seen him around my local scene, he always tries to get chicks that are ‘way hotter’ hotter than him, and always fails. I guess it’s commendable that he never gives up.
When Eugene Levy clone is the only one dancing, avoid the designated dancing area.
When the old ppl take over the VIP area, don’t bother with it, make a VVIP area and don’t let them in.
Parties bad when this guy actually succeeds.
This dbag looks like he got rlly psyched for this event, popped 4 molly’s drank a couple red bulls+bud lights and was ready to dance.
2 bad he got 2 sweaty and had to back off, I heard he passed out around 11:30 and slept for the rest of the party.
It is important to pick your parties wisely as this is the most basic element when determining weather or not you will be getting laid. If you chose a party filled with undesirables you will most likely be going to sleep with the aid of autoerotic pleasure. Chose wisely and your life can be that much better.
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