Got kinda sad, saw a bunch of bros(jus wanted 2 cum wit a hot chick 2nite), but kinda laffed at the superbad fatty looking one.
Saw a African-American and his wigger utilizing some sort of gang sign language, felt intimidated and wandered to a safer area of the space 2 partie.
Saw an even bigger, higher and scaier African American throwing up mad gang signs, so I ran to the bar.
On my way 2 the bar 2 get sparks, got accosted by a ugly girl in zany glasses and ANOTHER African American throwing up aggressive gang signs. Couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl, felt threatened and walked away.
Saw another vicious African American in fur near the bar. Hoping for a AZN I pushed passed him.
Got hit on by this middle-aged gaysian and his lil friend wit big titz, felt like crying yall.
Saw another aggressive African American flashing gang signs, didn’t think I was gonna make it out of this partie alive. (worried)
Ran into legendary lead singer of metro station with some gheydude…thought he was a fggt 2, my dreamz were ruined. If Trace is a fggt what is there 2 live for. I thought he was prolly jus being friendly with one of his fanz and still liked ‘the poon’ like I do.
Saw him with another fggt, this time of the chocolate flavor. My suspeciouns were confirmed, the lead singer from metro station is a fggt.
DJ or Import Model?
If Mikey Jackey was into chix and had given Rihanna some Jesus Juice, this is what their spawn would look like.
My nite ended early when I saw another African American reaching in2 his pocket for his gun, and decided it was time 2 go.
So fuckin sad yall, thinkin about retiring from the partie scene.
