WHAT IS THE MOST HIPSTER CANDY??

As we all know, today is Halloween. What r u going 2 b tonite? I was going to be ½ of Justice but then I saw this picture and realized that no1 would give such unsightly characters ne candie. I just want lots of candy tonite. And the only way 2 do achieve such a goal is to have a relevant, topical and timely costume. My friends have given me an array of suggestions ranging from Falcon to one of Lady GaGa’s zany get ups. I don’t know though, all seem kinda dated. Maybe I’ll shave my asymmetrical haircut and go barefooted in a tube top (Britney Spears circa her mental breakdown) or maybe I’ll dress up as Oprah, Star Jones, Queen Monique or some other ‘curvy’ strong black woman. I don’t know, so much to think of, s0 little time.

This got me thinking, what candy should I hand out tonight? What is the most hipster candy?

//JUS WANNA BE THE MOST MEMORABLE/MEANINGFUL HOUSE ON THE BLOCK//




M&M’s r totes 4 ravers



Defs dont want 'dark chocolate'



Lollipops r for lil kids and gheymales



This confection is for lesbeyons



This looks kute, it wud rlly show my advanced talents in the arts (dropped out of pratt, yall), but I dnt want 2 b labeled as a ‘rice king or queen’



Bby Roof is 4 msntrm sports bros



100 grand is 4 'fkin sellouts'



Mentos r 4 mexialts



Candie corn is 4 hicks



Could the altest candie b pixie stix??



What do U think is the most hipster candy?

SOMETIMES

I was on the internet today and I came across this video by one of my most favorite, highly recc’d+respected bands, Miami Horror.

Sometimes from Miami Horror on Vimeo.

I feel like this song borrows elements from New Order, unlike the songs from Bravado which were heavily Prince inspired.
I like this song, but I am not sure which version of Miami Horror I enjoy more. Both are dancey and kinda ghey but I am not sure which is gheyer. I like the uplifting message that this song possess. It is the type of creed I will recite when I wake up in the morning as I prepare to face the world and the coming day (living in the city is hard, yall)

I feel as if this song has the possibility to transcend the Aussie scene and possibly enter the American tween lexicon, replacing shitie bands such as Kill Hannah and AFI. (h8 u former tween tastes) The dude behind MH has the right look, I feel like me and him could really hang out and totes b bffs.

This got me thinking, if I were to pick a electro dude from Australia to have a bromance with who would it be?



Would it be Miami Horror? I like their songs but I feel as if I don’t rlly KNOW them yet. We’ll see after their album drops in 2k10.



What about the bros from Cut Copy? They seem like chill dudes who know how to have a good time. I would force them to recreate the Set from LIGHTS AND MUSIC and perform for me. I would then take ‘mollies’ and ‘trip ballz’



How about Bag Raiderz? Maybe not tho, they seem 2 active.



Always jumping or hanging from things, I wonder what drugs they are on.



Bag Raiders – s0 zANY



If I were to chill hard with Mercy Arms, Id hang out with the dude who is meaningfully/purposefully looking away from the camera to indignantly protest something(probz 4 a free Tibet).



Feel like me and the dude from MidnitE Juggernauts would be big chillin, upside down.



Probz end up OD’ing with the zany guy from PNAU

Who would u pick?

R ALL AZNS GHEY?

I have a theory that every AZN is ghey. I also think that every male is just a lil bit ghey, but azn guys are hella ghey. Being ghey is not a bad thing, in fact I feel that many alts have tried ‘experimenting’ at one point or another. I respectfully concede to admitting this whenever asked. But I feel that most azns have ‘tried the ghey thing’ more than once and enjoyed it a lot. This is why:

o Most AZN countries h8 gheys
o Most AZN countries embrace gaiz
o Most AZN men dress in bright colours, tight clothing and have a zany fashion sense
o The totes-AZN-population is caused bc AZN men know that if they reproduce with women, there will be new keut AZN men to cum with

I also have a theory that every AZN is an alt, but that’s neither here nor there. Let’s look at some of these ‘krazie gay azns’



His hair is in corn rolls b/c he is imitating ‘blk culture’ but I feel that the blkz possess a ‘scarier’ and much more ‘potentially dangerous/life threatening’ demeanor than this azn. I feel that the glitter letter jacket and the hot topic inspired skull+bonez render him cuddly and passive.



In asia ads like this r actually made. This sends a clear message to azn son’s that it is okay 2 b a ghey. This azn male is into S&M, has a large phallic symbol cumming from his head, and is wearing gold pants. Pepsi is proud to support Broadway leather daddies or something of this nature.




Feel like this azn keeps his face s0 clear by exfoliating with a daily dose of cum from his bf.



Can’t tell if this boy is male or female. Looks like a kute lesbeyon



This pic is laced with suggestive racial overtones. The azn is clearly the ‘bottom’ and enjoys taking 'the honkies' loads on his face.



What is up with this dudes dress? Nice make up tho wish my stylist was that talented, hehe LOL.



Look at how this alt azn becomes…



…a zany alt gheyzn



This is the face this altskunk makes when taking it up the ‘pooper’



These azns mite ‘acutally’ b ghey, iono tho. Seems chill.

Do yall kno any azns?
R they all ‘fkin fggts’ or are they have gfs?
R ghey azns rlly ghey yall??

I AM GOING TO CRY FOR THE BAND AS WE KNOW IT IS DEAD!

When I see pictures consisting of alt/moderately alt groups of people playing the alt game RockHero I began to feel sad. Why are these alts wasting their time with such a wacky game? From this pic it is clear that they collectively possess a great amount of creative talent. (1 of them is a altlez, she’z had to spend at least half her life sobbing softly into her pillow, ADVERSITY=ART YALL) I don’t know much about bands, as I am only a blogger, but from what I can tell there is always a fashionable member, a shy member, a ‘bad ass’, and a passive aggressive member who eventually causes +/-1.4 deaths within the band. From the looks of this zany picture, all molds are present. Why waste time with such a pointless game? Why not learn a real instrument.



Is the modern band as we know it a dying slice of the alt world?
Will tweens/teens/and alts make music by pressing lil buttons on a bogus guitar?
Will tweens now attempt to learn ultra-fast button combos instead of learning how to place their lil fingers on the frets of a lezzy paul?
Is the modern band going to die? Will this lead to fewer drug and/or alcohol addictions?



2K10: The Year where real instruments r onlie used as props for sum fggt’s photo shoot.