SHOULD I BE WORRIED THAT I HEARD MY FAVORITE BAND PLAYING AT MY LOCAL OLD NAVY/GUESS/ABBYCROMBIE/ZARA/KMART/SUPERZANYBIGASSK/TARMART???

Just got back from from my local mall. Sorta surprised that I made it out alive. Got some super krazie deals, s0 excited for Christmas now. My family is going 2 go 'banana' when they see what scored. Defs, best blk friday evr. So glad my trust fund recovered this yr, lst r was a bummer.

NeWayz, feeling hella worried about something...while I was pushing this 300 pound meximom out of the way (just tryin 2 get zhu zhu pets 4 my lilsis) Cut Copy's Lights and Music came on. This took me by surprised so much that I dropped the Zoozoo and the meximom who I had pushed onto the ground rolled over and smothered it. I was in shock knowing that I had ruined my sister's first conscious xmas:( Oh well, I thought to myself, she may have her zhuzhu pet, but at least I am not a minority. I then went over to Linen'N'Things to buy my mother a down comforter, I do owe her one after I took hers and cut it up for my apparel construction class. Jus tryin 2 b experimentally chic, yall. She wasn't too happy with my winter line of downe inspired vests/coats/maims/capes. Srry mom, <3>

Worried 4 the future.

Why do msntrm shops feel an entitlement 2 our music? I feel that if a store has 1.5 or more locations than it cannot play alternative music. It is ours and limited to alt shops such as noncorporate cafes, art galleries and electro nite clubs. These r the places I prefer to patron and do not mine having them 'bask' in my culture. I feel violated when some 'big' corporation plays a cd that they paid 'big' money for decides 2 play what means alot 2 me. It took many dedicated hours, sitting at the computer, with bloodshot eyes, skewering Hypem, Stereogum and my other favorite blogs, 2 create the perfect playlist and I don't want sum fkin mnstrmer finding out about the same music as me b/c they decided 2 buy a fourth of July flg shirt at old navy.

I am annoyed, I feel worse than a rape victim, and my culture has been stolen from me, all that I hold near and dear is no longer mine. Uggos/pooros and fashionable unfit ppl r going 2 begin 2 listen 2 the same music as me. First we lost American Apparel 2 the mall, now indie n electro. What is next? It's time 2 take a stand, we must stop this pillory, our favorite bands must be kept hidden from msntrmsers, and it is up 2 us 2 end this now. I believe we have the power.

I have a dream, that one day our music will b saved, that we will 1 day live in a world were alts can exist free from persecution from mnstrmers and the thief of their precious and meaningful culture. I have a dream that America can b a bastion for alts worldwide. And if now, let’s just take whip it’s and kill ourselves

THXGIVING IS MNSTRM BULLSHIT

As a true alt I feel that it is my duty to inform the confused masses about the customs and rituals that dictate our behavior within society that are just too mainstream. I question the true intent behind the creation and execution of such acts. I truly 'get' things and it is up to me to set the record str8.

Like an alt warrior leading the battle against pure evil, I promise to take 2 my blog and let the these thoughts flow into my posts. I don't want u 2 follow things blindly, think for urself like I do. U have a brain, and I want u 2 use it 2 create something good. So follow me, read my blog, realize that I have all the answers and that conforming 2 the norm is the most dangerous act someone can commit.

Thxgiving is mnstrm bullshit, yall.

Last nite wen I was drnk off sparx and high on tons of blow I formulated my soon to be senior thesis as to y this holiday is fkin ghey. I don't want 2 see my bullshit family, dad is just going to spend the day yelling about my sis's abortion, my brother failing out of college, and my 'worthless' lifestyle. (My dad still isn't over the fact that I traded my car in for a 4,000 dollar fixie, he doesn't get that it's not just a trend and that fixies are now completely integrated into my alternative lifestyle), he also doesn’t want to pay for my tuition to my prestigious art school and thinks that my major is bullshit but he doesn’t have the balls to say it. My mom spends the day pretending to worry about the turkey, running into the kitchen 2 check on it, but rlly is downing bottles of wine and getting high on ambien. Marriage is s0 not alt, I will nvr get married, instead I plan 2 continually explore my sexuality.

Can’t wait 2 get back 2 the city and c the ppl who truly 'get' me.

///More reasons THXGIVING is complete bullshit///

U eat, get fat, which isn't alt, then try to shed off calories, why not just spend the day doing blow instead?

u have 2 c relatives who don't get u and attempt to coax u into sharing ur most alt thoughts by giving u shittie gifts,

If they rlly understood ur lifestyle, they would give u blow instead.

Wen ur back in the suburbs u can’t ride ur fixie...if u try 2, you'll get hassled by all the fat heifers driving SUVS. It's quite clear these ppl r just jealous that they r unable 2 ride as fast as u do, maybe if they did some chanel they'd have the energy to mash as hard as u.

no cafes 2 retreat to and get away from ur family and utilize the pent up rage/frustration/anger/confusion/realization of sexuality as art around a group of other likeminded starving artist.

u r no longer a starving artist (via turkey and fatto foods) is it possible 2 still create something meaningful now? I don't know.

all ur drug dealers live in the city, there r no 'gentrified' neighborhoods in the suburbs.

can't skate

can't renegade

can't drink sparx in public

But all of these setbacks pale when the master plot behind the bullshit that is thxgiving are revealed. All major retailers want u 2 cook a large turkey. They want u n ur family 2 create and consume a giant feast, they kno u will b unable 2 finish. This works well for blk friday, one of the most unalt and mnstrm days of the year. On this day uggos/pooros line their suburb streets waiting for the doors of their local big box retailer/suburban strip mall to open their doors. Upon opening the blind masses stampede in looking for 'doorbuster deals' and 'once in a lifetime sales' What does this have 2 do with thxgiving? The evil corporations want u to line up early rite, but wat prevents these 'fat pigs' from leaving their house at nite? They get hungry (this is why they don't go to dive bars like alts do) and there are no places to buy food at nite...but if these ppl cook a feast the day before and r unable 2 finish it, they will bring their scraps with them feasting throughout the nite while camped out waiting to spend their minuscule disposable income. This is y thxgiving is fuckin bullshit, just like jesusxchristmas.

THXGIVING//THE HOLIDAY CREATED FOR-->BLKFRIDAY///A DAY SUSTAINED BY LEFTOVR TURKEY SANDWICHES

Don’t fuk with this holiday, it is the most unalt thing an alt can do.

What other holidays are unalt??

Will u still ride ur fixie in the suburbs?

d0 u think my parents will get mad if I spike the drinks with pbr?